Adobe Extortion

We recently got new machines at work and so the slow process of reinstalling everything has begun.

Around 5 years ago or so, we had purchased Macromedia Studio MX. A few years later, we upgraded to Studio MX 2004. Good enough. I have no real need to upgrade to anything newer.

Alas, I ran into a snag. It seems that in my 6 years of employment, 2 cubicle moves, and several machine upgrades, I managed to lose the original paper sleeve of the original MX studio with the serial number on it. Since you need both the MX 2004 AND MX serial number to install, I can’t install the software we had purchased.

Thus begins the back-and-forth with Adobe:

- Adobe web site states that if there is a serial number issue, contact them with proof of purchase for new ones

- Adobe phone support claims they have no record of the MX purchase, and can only look up accounts by email address or phone number. Since this was a corporate purchase, there’s no way they can find it. Seriously? Adobe has a CRM database that can only query two fields? The *only* option is for us to purchase a brand new copy of Adobe CS3 Suite.

- Phone support transfers me to India where they promptly hang up on me.

- Email support ‘apologizes for the inconvenience’ and then states since they don’t support Studio MX, they can’t give a serial number, and the *only* option is for us to purchase a brand new copy of Adobe CS3 Suite.

Yep. It’s my fault I lost that little slip of paper with a number on it. Still, I think I’ll be avoiding all Adobe products as much as I can from now on…