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		<title>Time to Stop Saying &#8216;Open-Apple&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2007 02:40:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Garrick Van Buren</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;&#8230;the Apple logo is no longer on the Command key on the new keyboards&#8221; &#8211; John Gruber Looks like I have 2 options: Never change keyboards, and in fact, dig up and old Apple II with the &#8216;closed Apple&#8217; key &#8211; just to keep it real. Print up an lifetime supply of &#8216;open apple&#8217; stickers [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a href="http://daringfireball.net/linked/2007/august#wed-08-apple_logo">&#8220;&#8230;the Apple logo is no longer on the Command key on the new keyboards&#8221; &#8211; John Gruber</a></p></blockquote>
<p>Looks like I have 2 options:</p>
<ol>
<li>Never change keyboards, and in fact, dig up and old Apple II with the &#8216;closed Apple&#8217; key &#8211; just to keep it real.</li>
<li>Print up an lifetime supply of &#8216;open apple&#8217; stickers for placing on the Command key of every new keyboard I see.</li>
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<p>UPDATE:<br />
Here&#8217;s the Wikipedia entry on the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Command_key">Apple&#8217;s Command Key</a>, including the rise and fall of the &#8216;closed&#8217; or &#8216;solid&#8217; Apple key (spoiler: it became &#8216;Option&#8217;). According to that entry, between &#8217;84 and &#8217;86, there were no apple keys on the keyboard.  </p>
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		<title>Pownce.com Bought Some Pretty Dumb Computers</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2007 23:15:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Garrick Van Buren</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Computers are smart. They can do lots of cool things like tell me it&#8217;s my turn to pick up the produce from the CSA or load up an interesting blog post for you to read. Unfortunately, &#8216;social network&#8217; startup Pownce.com isn&#8217;t buying the smartest computers. They need to be told the difference between a message, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Computers are smart. They can do lots of cool things like tell me it&#8217;s my turn to pick up the produce from the CSA or load up an interesting blog post for you to read. Unfortunately, &#8216;social network&#8217; startup <a href="http://pownce.com">Pownce.com</a> isn&#8217;t buying the smartest computers. </p>
<p>They need to be told the difference between a message, link, file, and event.<br />
<img src="http://mnteractive.com/images/Pownce_current.png" /></p>
<p>Jeeeeez. I&#8217;m not a computer and I know the difference between those things. A message is words, a link has a clear structure (&#8216;http://&#8217; is generally a good hint), an event has dates in it (same with grandma&#8217;s cookies), and a file is a something I upload.</p>
<p>If Pownce.com bought smarter computers, the top of you page might look something like this:<br />
<img src="http://mnteractive.com/images/Pownce_garrick.gif" /></p>
<p>Go Pro, if only to contribute to their Smarter Computer Fund.</p>
<p><a href="http://daringfireball.net/2007/03/deal_with_it">John Gruber talked about the difference when he compared iCal to the calendar in 37signals&#8217; Backpack</a>. </p>
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		<title>Apple Replaces &#8216;Mac OS X&#8217; with &#8216;iTunes OS&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2007 19:16:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Garrick Van Buren</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[During CEO Steve Job&#8217;s keynote presentation at the annual Apple Developer Conference this week, he announced to a stunned crowed, that the forthcoming version of Mac OS X, dubbed &#8220;Leopard&#8221;, will be the last. Replaced by what is being called &#8216;iTunes OS&#8217;. Apple &#8216;iTunes OS&#8217; may be the long rumored cross-platfrom OS some claim will [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.apple.com/macosx/leopard/features/finder.html"><img src="http://mnteractive.com/images/Leopard_Finder_CoverFlow.png" /></a></p>
<p>During CEO Steve Job&#8217;s keynote presentation at the annual <a href="http://developer.apple.com/wwdc/">Apple Developer Conference</a> this week, he announced to a stunned crowed, that the forthcoming version of <a href="http://www.apple.com/macosx/leopard/">Mac OS X, dubbed &#8220;Leopard&#8221;</a>, will be the last. Replaced by what is being called &#8216;iTunes OS&#8217;. </p>
<p>Apple &#8216;iTunes OS&#8217; may be the long rumored cross-platfrom OS some claim will supplant Microsoft&#8217;s Windows while saving Apple millions of dollars annually on development, marketing, and support costs. </p>
<p>The first signs of this change can be seen in the Leopard Finder, the sidebar with &#8216;devices&#8217;, smart searches, and the integrated Apple Store make it indistinguishable from the cross-platform iTunes media player.  </p>
<p>This surprise &#8220;one more thing&#8221; hasn&#8217;t been well received by the Mac blogging community:</p>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://mjtsai.com/blog/2007/06/11/wwdc-2007-keynote/">&#8220;Overall, it was a disappointing keynote.&#8221; &#8211; Michael Tsai</a></p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://daringfireball.net/2007/06/wwdc_2007_keynote">&#8220;Really cool? Sure. Really useful? Uh-huh.&#8221; &#8211; John Gruber</a></p></blockquote>
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		<title>If the Iraq War were a design firm/software vendor project:</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2007 16:22:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Darrel Austin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Strategery Consulting Inc: You need to hire us to build you a web site. People LLC: Oh. Really? Why? SC: Well, our research has shown that your main competitor, Widgets Inc., is about to release a new killer app! PL: Umm&#8230;our main competitor is Doodads And More. SC: Whatever&#8230;that&#8217;s not important. What&#8217;s important is that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Strategery Consulting Inc: You need to hire us to build you a web site.</p>
<p>People LLC: Oh. Really? Why?</p>
<p>SC: Well, our research has shown that your main competitor, Widgets Inc., is about to release a new killer app!</p>
<p>PL: Umm&#8230;our main competitor is Doodads And More.</p>
<p>SC: Whatever&#8230;that&#8217;s not important. What&#8217;s important is that you hire us.</p>
<p>PL: Well, OK. How much is it going to cost?</p>
<p>SC: It&#8217;s too risky to the project to specify any cost, but it shouldn&#8217;t cost more than 5 figures.</p>
<p>PL: How long will it take?</p>
<p>SC: A week? Maybe a month? We doubt more than 2 months.</p>
<p>&#8230;6 months later&#8230;</p>
<p>SC: Mission accomplished! This has been a succeful project!</p>
<p>PL: Great, here&#8217;s your check.</p>
<p>SC: Well, hold on, just because we declared the project finished does doesn&#8217;t mean you can quit on us now. We&#8217;re going to need more money and time.</p>
<p>PL: To do what, exactly?</p>
<p>SC: Doesn&#8217;t matter. Just cut us the check already&#8230;</p>
<p>PL: *sigh*. FINE, but you need to give us a final deadline &#8217;cause we can&#8217;t just keep dishing out money for this project.</p>
<p>SC: Why are you going to risk your entire business by insisting that your overpaid contractor come up with a project plan? WHY!?</p>
<p>(I intended to write this in jest, but then I realized this isn&#8217;t really that far from the truth in a lot of vendor projects I&#8217;ve seen&#8230;)</p>
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		<title>Search Engine Smackdown &#8211; Test Your Search Engine Knowledge</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2007 16:10:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Courtney</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Advertising]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have to say that anytime I visit Random Good Stuff, I am endlessly amused. Great headlines (this is one of my favorites), silly gadgets, amusing videos, the list goes on. Occassionally something is posted there that I feel like sharing with the interactive community. And I think this is a pretty good one. What [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have to say that anytime I visit <a href="http://www.random-good-stuff.com/">Random Good Stuff</a>, I am endlessly amused. Great headlines (<a href="http://www.random-good-stuff.com/index.php/2007/02/25/what-are-the-2-greatest-things-in-the-world-if-you-guessed-bacon-and-alarm-clocks-then-youll-love-this/">this is one of my favorites</a>), silly gadgets, amusing videos, the list goes on.</p>
<p>Occassionally something is posted there that I feel like sharing with the interactive community. And I think this is a pretty good one.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.pronetadvertising.com/searchenginesmackdown/"><img src="http://www.mnteractive.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/picture-4.png" alt="Search Engine Smackdown" /></a></p>
<p>What a way for <a href="http://www.yahoo.com">Yahoo!</a> to advertise. Seriously.</p>
<p>Enjoy!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.pronetadvertising.com/searchenginesmackdown/">Search Engine SmackdownÂ </a></p>
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		<title>Google Extends AdSense to Homeless Sign Holders</title>
		<link>http://mnteractive.com/archive/google-extends-adsense-to-homeless-sign-holders</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2007 15:19:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Garrick Van Buren</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Advertising]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[While the rest of the press was covering Google&#8217;s Pay-Per-Action event and new Google Homepage themes, I received confirmation that Google is extending their popular AdWords and AdSense programs to the homeless sign holders on highway exits and stop lights. By combining Google Maps &#038; Traffics services, advertisers purchasing through Google&#8217;s programs will be able [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://flickr.com/photos/jswieringa/183059074/"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/69/183059074_517648d709_m.jpg"/></a></p>
<p>While the rest of the press was covering <a href="http://services.google.com/payperaction/">Google&#8217;s Pay-Per-Action</a> <a href="http://charisma18.com/2007/03/20/hot-pay-per-action/">event</a> and <a href="http://www.readwriteweb.com/archives/google_personalized_homepage_personality.php">new Google Homepage themes</a>, I received confirmation that Google is extending their popular AdWords and AdSense programs to the homeless sign holders on highway exits and stop lights. </p>
<p>By combining Google Maps &#038; Traffics services, advertisers purchasing through Google&#8217;s programs will be able to select the exact geographic location their ads are presented. And in some select locations &#8211; who the ads are presented by. </p>
<p>John  L, product manager for AdSense promoted the program, &#8220;This is the first effort of it&#8217;s kind and goes to the heart of our goal to not be evil.&#8221;</p>
<p>Until the inventory increases, many of the ads will be community service announcements and other messages from non-profit organizations. </p>
<p>UPDATE:<br />
In reaction to today&#8217;s news, Mike Arrington wrote:</p>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/21/digesting-googles-new-ppa-advertising-product/">&#8220;This should be good for Google&#8217;s overall market share and long term revenue growth. Anything that drives fraud out of the network will get advertisers to actually spend more money, not less, as their ROIs increase.&#8221;</a></p></blockquote>
<p>UPDATE 24 Sept 2009<br />
<a href="http://www.holytaco.com/25-awsome-homeless-guy-signs">More great signs.</a></p>
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