One way to increase membership…

Don’t ask for money, just bill people instead.

We all rely on shortcuts to simplify our lives and that’s why some unscrupulous marketers try to make their junk mail look like legitimate bills. They know a certain percentage of us will simply pay them without thinking. So I was a little upset to see the Minneapolis Institute of Arts (MIA) resorting to this tactic when I received a bill from them today. “Statement Enclosed” the envelope says.

My first thought is either my wife signed us up again (we were last members a few years ago) or they’re resorting to slimy marketing tricks.

I open the envelope and enclosed is a “Membership Acceptance” statement. Great – they accepted my membership. Except I didn’t apply. But I better hurry and send my payment because it’s due June 14, 2007. Yeah, right.

I don’t think I’ll be sending them anything anytime soon.