Quick guide to crime in Minnesota

So, you’ve been thinking about breaking the law, eh? Well, here’s a handy pocket guide to help you decide what fine you’re comfortable paying.

Jaywalking $100
Fishing without a license $120
speeding 30 miles over the limit $282
DUI Possible jail + $1000
Shoplifing up to $5000
Possession of Firearm by Convicted Violent Offender $30,000
Fleeing a police officer resulting in death Jail + $80,000
Sharing some songs you like with others $220,000