The irony of DRM suckitude.

I recently upgraded my Gen 1 to a iPod 160gb Classic. Probably a dumb decision given that I appear to have only about 12 gigs of music. Oh well. I’m a sucker for big numbers.

And while it’s nice…it’s also been a huge pain in the ass.

The movie  Babel came through our Netflix queue a few months ago. I thought it was an excellent, wonderfully moody movie. The next evening I had the urge to listen to more of the soundtrack. Well, as usual, eMusic didn’t have it. I don’t think Amazon had opened the flood gates yet to their MP3s, and iTunes only had the crappy DRMed version. But I had the itch and iTunes makes it so easy to purchase it, so against my better judgement, I paid for the DRM version.

And that was fine.

Until I wanted to also listen to the songs on my new iPod.

For some reason, every other track or so from this double album won’t play on my iPod. It just gets ‘stuck’. Crap.

Do a bit of googling, and find an Apple Tech Doc.

Step one: De-authorize and then re-authorize your machine. Ok, that was easy. Nope. Didn’t fix the problem.

Step two: Reset your  iPod to it’s original factory settings. Hmm…this is a bit of a pain. First, download the 60mb update file. Install it, wipe the iPod clean, then resynch it all. An hour later and…nope. Didn’t fix the problem.

Step three: Rebuild your iTunes library. Sigh. That’ll take an hour. And now I have to re-synch it to my iPod. There goes another half hour. And, yea, you guessed it…didn’t fix the problem.

“In Gen. 11:9, the name of Babel is etymologized by association with the Hebrew verb balal, ‘to confuse or confound’”. The myth is that Babel was the city that united humanity, with everyone speaking a single language. God didn’t like this for whatever reason and decided to scatter humanity across the globe and confused their languages so that we’d forever have difficulties communicating as one.

The movie plays off of this quite poetically, in my opinion. iTunes plays off of this with  stunning irony as well. I have to smile at clever irony. But must really restrain my urge to SMASH COMPUTER SMASH IPOD SMASH DRM!