Why does my cell phone suck so much?

I have a Samsung phone. The freebie you get with T-Mobile. Ok, yea, it’s a freebie, so I can’t complain that much. Yea, the buttons are insanely small even for my girly hands. Yea, the on-screen menu has 40 options I’ll never need to use. Ever. Yes, the ringtones are annoying beyond belief. I can live with that. The one gripe I have that REALLY gets to me though…the one thing I can’t believe a phone in the year 2006 can’t handle…the one thing that makes me want to toss this thing over the Robert Street bridge: the damn phone can’t keep time. Hasn’t the digital clock been around long enough to figure this out? On top of that fact, if my battery gets drained–which it always does–because, ya know, it’s a CELL PHONE–the phone can’t re-synch the time. I think my late-90’s gray b/w LCD brick of a cell phone could even perform that one simple task.

Stupid phone.