Yes, I swing both ways. Please stop discriminating.

I admit it, I fool around with more than one partner. Sometimes it’s in my basement just us two together alone.

Sometimes it’s in public. Sneaking a date at the coffee shop.

And sometimes it’s even at work under the harsh flourescent lighting.

I can’t help it. It’s just who I am, and so, I ask–nay, PLEAD–that you all stop discriminating against folks like me.

I’m looking at you, Adobe, who will gladly let me install software on two machines (appreciated!) but refuse to acknowledge that a good chunk of your users are bi-OSuals. Some of us have been known to even tangle with that Linux once in a while. Yes, I know, you can get an extra licensing fee from us by refusing to allow it, but all you’re really doing is driving us to clandestine open source brothels where we can get a quick fix of software without jumping through registration hoops.

And Apple. Apple, apple, apple… I can’t believe even you would stoop to this level. You even allow Windows on your own machines. A little hypocritical giving your stance on who your iPods can date, eh? I have a 160gb iPod. I’d like to put my music on it. I’d like to put my photos on it. iTunes on my PC. iPhoto on my Mac. Not allowed, huh? What, are we living in the 50s still? Are you still hung up on inter-OSual dating? What gives?  I’m rather disgusted by your OSist prejudices, Apple. Tsk, tsk, tsk.